Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Dear Webkinz

I heart you. Seriously, I do. I love raking the dandelions out of my gardens. There's no sweat or dirt involved. Just click, click, click and it's done. It's very zen. Whenever I put my little webbies to bed, they don't argue. They never bitch and moan that they don't like their dinner. They don't fight or argue and they are always happy to sleep in their own bed. Arte from the curio shop is always happy to see me. Tabby von Meow at the employment office never gets mad when I don't complete my job. She just tells me I can try again later.

Nobody in webkinz world ever messes up the house. Nobody expects me to clean up after them. I can play all the games I want and they even pay me kinzcash to do it.

Do you think the fact that I am coveting a world of stuffed animals on the internet means I desperately need a vacation?? Yeah, I thought so too.

1 comment:

Deb said...

Hey, whatever makes you feel good at the end of the day, as long as you aren't sticking needles in your veins works for me.