You are not really my Aunt, seriously, I don't even like you. Why in the hell are you back so soon? You were just here two weeks ago. You could have at least given me some warning. You should NEVER show up again during any school functions. Especially when I'm wearing a cute new outfit. As often as you are here, you should know that I don't take my purse into the school.
NEVER EVER visit on Valentines Day, are you crazy?? You really need to stick with the 28day schedule we had agreed upon.